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10 Things You Don't Learn In SOC
1) Knowing 20,000 arcane UNIX commands won't land you a date on Saturday night.
2) You can't fix things that are "Out Of Order" using quicksort. Or any other sorts for that matter.
3) Just because you like circular linked lists doesn't mean all women will form them with you.
4) If stack is shit and heap is fan, then when there are memory access violations, the shit has basically hit the fan.
5) The radiation from the monitor screen does not tan you.
6) Coding 200 hours straight will not make you an adonis.
7) You cannot ping a pong.
8) If you find proving Fourier's series a pain, use proof by obfuscation (randomly insert Greek letters, sequences, series, partial derivatives and complex numbers) or bovine excretion (just BS).
9) Saying "127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1" will render your family members speechless.
10) When in doubt a) obfuscate b) pretend you are an artsie c) 5P34k l337!
2) You can't fix things that are "Out Of Order" using quicksort. Or any other sorts for that matter.
3) Just because you like circular linked lists doesn't mean all women will form them with you.
4) If stack is shit and heap is fan, then when there are memory access violations, the shit has basically hit the fan.
5) The radiation from the monitor screen does not tan you.
6) Coding 200 hours straight will not make you an adonis.
7) You cannot ping a pong.
8) If you find proving Fourier's series a pain, use proof by obfuscation (randomly insert Greek letters, sequences, series, partial derivatives and complex numbers) or bovine excretion (just BS).
9) Saying "127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1" will render your family members speechless.
10) When in doubt a) obfuscate b) pretend you are an artsie c) 5P34k l337!
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