... that you are taking level 4000 modules when your To-Read pile topples over on the first week of school.
... that your lecturer is plain crazy when he assigns you to read 28 chapters from 3 textbooks for the first week, on top of 8 articles and project work.
... that your social life will suffer when your lecturer tells you to suck it in and take the tough work and 2am nights in stride. For the next 20 years or so.
... that your priorities are pretty much screwed when you'd rather spend $40 on a preowned Ninja Gaiden rather than The Advice Business: Essential Tools and Models for Management Consulting (Fombrun and Nevins).
... that you are screwed when you spend $40 bucks on both.
... that you are screwed squared when your peers raise their brows and bid you goodbye when they hear your module list.
... that you are screwed cubed when you blog rather than reduce your To-Read pile.
... that you need to change your major when your parents warn you not to wake up too early in the morning, not knowing you haven't slept.