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Attempts at Geek Humour
From a boring computer-aided lesson:
When geneticists refer to an organism's genetic makeup, they are talking about its (lipstick and eye shadow).
A trait controlled by a gene located on a sex chromosome is called a (sexy trait).
At least I hope they were being funny...
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From Kurose and Ross, Computer Networking: A Top-Down Approach Featuring the Internet
Q: Why are routers bad?
A: There are two different ways to pronounce "router" - either /rutor/ or /rowter/ - and people waste a lot of time arguing over the proper pronunciation.
A gem of a text!
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A funny and "erudite" source of geek humour can also be found at mathNEWS. Some are so bawdy that I dare not reproduce them for fear of being revoked of my Singaporean citizenship. Ways to improve your self-gratification is a killer this issue, although one must admit it has got nothing whatsoever to do with maths. The Stranger?!?! Man, they slay me.
When geneticists refer to an organism's genetic makeup, they are talking about its (lipstick and eye shadow).
A trait controlled by a gene located on a sex chromosome is called a (sexy trait).
At least I hope they were being funny...
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From Kurose and Ross, Computer Networking: A Top-Down Approach Featuring the Internet
Q: Why are routers bad?
A: There are two different ways to pronounce "router" - either /rutor/ or /rowter/ - and people waste a lot of time arguing over the proper pronunciation.
A gem of a text!
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A funny and "erudite" source of geek humour can also be found at mathNEWS. Some are so bawdy that I dare not reproduce them for fear of being revoked of my Singaporean citizenship. Ways to improve your self-gratification is a killer this issue, although one must admit it has got nothing whatsoever to do with maths. The Stranger?!?! Man, they slay me.
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