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Day 1 of Revision
... has not gone well. I've:
1) discovered how to get free mp3s
a) Go to allofmp3
b) Register
c) Use your bonus USD$0.2 to get approximately 2 mp3s
d) Log out
e) Repeat b) with another email account
If you're like me and have your own email administration system, then theoretically, you can repeat the cycle while creating and deleting email accounts. The low price paid for each mp3 is apparently due to Russian copyright law, which is vastly different from the US copyright laws (RIAA can only convulse on the floor). Because of this and the loophole in site policy (at least for now), this gives me a chance to legally (sort of) get as many mp3s as I want. I've already gotten several obscure Elton John songs!
2) fallen in love
It was love at first sight. She is curvy and sleek in all the right places, and will look perfect in my bedroom, where I can see her every day and every night. She'll cheer me up when I'm down, entertain me when I'm bored, seduce me when I'm in the mood, sit and look pretty when I'm not (she has even inspired me to rhyme, the above-mentioned plus this line). She'll beckon me in my dreams, and will be the first thing I see when I wake up and turn my face in the morning . She is the Aphrodite of every geek.
Who is she?
HP's media center, that's who. 200 gig of HD space, built in TV tuner, digital media slots, 19-inch glorious flat screen, wireless capabilities, LightScribe Dual Layer, zooming graphic card (with upgrade) and processor, coupled with a babelicious design that makes techie hounds bay at the moon.
Perfect complement for my desk. *drool*
3) invented an extreme sport
a) Get a another person (I got my brother)
b) Clear a table tennis table, or just a large size table
c) Get two table tennis bats and a table tennis ball
d) First player serves (the similarities with table tennis end here)
e) Second player smacks ball across table as hard as possible, aiming at the other player
f) A round ends if a player gets hit or fails to return a ball.
Warning. Remove all fragile items. Killer Pong inflicts physical damage:
1) discovered how to get free mp3s
a) Go to allofmp3
b) Register
c) Use your bonus USD$0.2 to get approximately 2 mp3s
d) Log out
e) Repeat b) with another email account
If you're like me and have your own email administration system, then theoretically, you can repeat the cycle while creating and deleting email accounts. The low price paid for each mp3 is apparently due to Russian copyright law, which is vastly different from the US copyright laws (RIAA can only convulse on the floor). Because of this and the loophole in site policy (at least for now), this gives me a chance to legally (sort of) get as many mp3s as I want. I've already gotten several obscure Elton John songs!
2) fallen in love
It was love at first sight. She is curvy and sleek in all the right places, and will look perfect in my bedroom, where I can see her every day and every night. She'll cheer me up when I'm down, entertain me when I'm bored, seduce me when I'm in the mood, sit and look pretty when I'm not (she has even inspired me to rhyme, the above-mentioned plus this line). She'll beckon me in my dreams, and will be the first thing I see when I wake up and turn my face in the morning . She is the Aphrodite of every geek.
Who is she?
HP's media center, that's who. 200 gig of HD space, built in TV tuner, digital media slots, 19-inch glorious flat screen, wireless capabilities, LightScribe Dual Layer, zooming graphic card (with upgrade) and processor, coupled with a babelicious design that makes techie hounds bay at the moon.
Perfect complement for my desk. *drool*
3) invented an extreme sport
a) Get a another person (I got my brother)
b) Clear a table tennis table, or just a large size table
c) Get two table tennis bats and a table tennis ball
d) First player serves (the similarities with table tennis end here)
e) Second player smacks ball across table as hard as possible, aiming at the other player
f) A round ends if a player gets hit or fails to return a ball.
Warning. Remove all fragile items. Killer Pong inflicts physical damage:
Interesting how a round ball makes a halo welt!
4 Comments
chao ah beng
Kidding.
Hmm, I rather build my own. It will look very cool and will be just as powerful. If not more.
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