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Free Me, Not Katie
Nowadays, it seems that one out of five websites I visit screams:
or some other equally sensational variation.
I realize I'm only contributing to the hype, but enough already! Leave them alone. Leave me alone. If I have to read another "Tom snogs Katie" headline on my RSS reader, I'll go stark raving mad.
If the screeching tabloids weren't enough, there's now even a website (FreeKatie) that seeks to "free Katie" from evil Cruise. Anyone else besides me noticed that "FreeKatie" sounds like "Freak Katie"? Maybe we'll have "FreekTom" as well. How sweet is that. The Hollywood Freaks.
Until that happy happy day, free me instead.
Update: Tom and Katie are engaged! I know! Absolutely shocking! I had no inkling they were together as well!
Filed under: Entertainment, Humour
"TOM CRUISE JUMPS ON SOFA"
"KATIE HOLMES JUMPS ON STAGE"
"KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE JUMP ON EACH OTHER"
"KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE JUMP OFF A BUILDING"
or some other equally sensational variation.
I realize I'm only contributing to the hype, but enough already! Leave them alone. Leave me alone. If I have to read another "Tom snogs Katie" headline on my RSS reader, I'll go stark raving mad.
If the screeching tabloids weren't enough, there's now even a website (FreeKatie) that seeks to "free Katie" from evil Cruise. Anyone else besides me noticed that "FreeKatie" sounds like "Freak Katie"? Maybe we'll have "FreekTom" as well. How sweet is that. The Hollywood Freaks.
Until that happy happy day, free me instead.
Update: Tom and Katie are engaged! I know! Absolutely shocking! I had no inkling they were together as well!
Filed under: Entertainment, Humour
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