So both Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice of American Idol fame have released their first singles. Like past winners, both CDs have a song performed by both during the finals. This time round, this song is titled "Inside Your Heaven". The chorus goes like this:

And I wanna be inside your heaven
Take me to the place you cry from
Where the storm blows you away
I wanna be the one that holds you
Every bit of air you're breathing in, a soothing wind

I wanna be inside your heaven

Is it just me, or are the lyrics very masculine-oriented? "I want to be inside your heaven", "place you cry from", "storm blows you away" all invoke a mental image of a really pitiful and wimpy SNAG when Carrie sings.

Not a very flattering song considering our fragile male egos. This is marginally better for the alpha male:

And I wanna be inside your warzone

Take me to the place you roar from

Where you blow the storms away

I wanna be the one that you hold

Every bit of wind I'm breathing in, your manly fart
I wanna be inside your warzone

Not sure it'd sell though.

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