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Et tu, Colin?
AP reports that Colin Farrell is a follower of the film/fornication escapades of Paris Hilton. He is sueing a woman for "allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape he says the two recorded with the agreement they would never make it public".
They've got to be more original than that. Sex, lies and videotapes are desperately passe even by Hollywood standards.
What's funnier however, is the lawsuit. It states that the defendant's exploitative act "exceeds all bounds of common human decency". Common human decency exhibited by Farrell filming his private bedroom olympics no doubt. It further asserts that the release of the videotape will injure Farrell's reputation and career.
Noooo! We had no idea Colin Farrell was not a virgin! The shock!! As for harming his career, who knows, perhaps Farrell will get picked up by a professional adult director. The subsequent flick should make for more entertainment than the movies he previously starred in.
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They've got to be more original than that. Sex, lies and videotapes are desperately passe even by Hollywood standards.
What's funnier however, is the lawsuit. It states that the defendant's exploitative act "exceeds all bounds of common human decency". Common human decency exhibited by Farrell filming his private bedroom olympics no doubt. It further asserts that the release of the videotape will injure Farrell's reputation and career.
Noooo! We had no idea Colin Farrell was not a virgin! The shock!! As for harming his career, who knows, perhaps Farrell will get picked up by a professional adult director. The subsequent flick should make for more entertainment than the movies he previously starred in.
Filed under: Entertainment
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