From my brother no less, who's currently facing a potential ban from blogging until he finishes my homework. That he tags me only after two girls is not why I am potentially banning him. Honest.

3 important things in your room:
1. PC
2. PC
3. Dirty underwear to remind me of my masculinity PC

3 important things in your life
1. PC
2. PC
3. PC

3 people you admire most
1. Bill Gates
2. Tim Berners-Lee
3. José Mourinho (for being able to make loads of money despite being an utterly disgusting human being)

3 people you loathe most
1. Opportunists (like a certain local movie director)
2. The devision senior medic who terrorized me years ago. Balls to you.
3. José Mourinho

3 colours you like most
1. Black
2. Red
3. White (not on me)

3 words to describe you
1. Acerbic
2. Order in Disorder
3. Sleepy

3 flaws (insert: strengths) in you
1. I procrastinate (I enjoy the challenge of a deadline)
2. I am a worrier (I am a forward-thinking person who considers all scenarios)
3. I can't live without my PC (I am a PC god... well, demi-god)

3 qualities you would like to find in the opposite gender
1. Cooks
2. Cleans house
3. Does laundry
(In case anyone doesn't get it, I'm joking. I fully understand men need to do their share of the household chores, yada yada and all that. Really.)

3 qualities you would like to find in your gender
1. Rich and happy to share
2. Drives a car and willing to chauffeur me give me frequent lifts
3. Looks uglier than me, the better to accentuate my looks (Actually, I've run out of options for the 3rd item... Isn't that sad.)

3 people I want to do this survey
1. As usual, all tags stop here.

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