... you're gonna fail your IPPT when:

1) You fly off the treadmill at the minimum setting for a pass (or so the PTI claims). You fly off backwards.

2) The double digits of time you took to run the 2.4km is similar to the number of laps the guy beside you has ran.

3) Guy in 2) is not breaking a sweat while you can supply enough salt water for a desalination plant to operate one full day.

4) The PTI, who has arms thicker than your thighs, say that you remind him of a movie star when you run.

5) The movie star in 4) recently acted in Date Movie:

6) The auntie lifts more weights than you. Faster too.

7) The number of situps you do is equivalent to the number of pullups regular gymers do.

8) The number of pullups you do is equivalent to the number of people envying your movie star looks (see 4 and 5).

9) The PTI congratulates you and you alone on completing the shuttle run. Everyone else has already completed their static stations.

10) Your entire body breaks out into the rousing chorus of Ave Maria. After you manage to get an MC to excuse you from the IPPT you know you are going to fail.

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