Our most popular item is the Sirlion Steak. If you'd like a female's portion, we have the Mdmlion Steak. There's of course Jnrlion Steak as well. Want something larger? No problem! Try our Merlion Steak (genetically modified from a lion and mermaid of course) !

Or sample our sumptuous Hawaiian Pockchop. The pocks on them resemble the volcanic craters on Hawaii, making this dish the only authentic Hawaiian Pockchop in the world! What's that? Will they give you pocks? Of course not! Else we'd have gone pock gai already! Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

Oh yes, if you're tired of beef, chicken and pock, we have the (drum roll) Meat Lover's Special! This unique dish is made up of... beef, chicken and errr... yes, pock. How'd you guess?

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A Hawaiian Pock on you! - C.Intrepid, whoms engrish is eggstremeli powerefool