You're a working adult male, living alone in an apartment...

Bad: The number of days between laundry day = the number of underwear you own.
Worse: The number of days between laundry day > 2 x the number of underwear you own. Hey, if it's okay to wear your underwear rear side front in the army in order to get more mileage, it's fine anywhere. Who'd know?

Bad: There is a grand total of 3 food groups in your fridge: carbohydrates, alcohol and more alcohol.
Worse: You have no fridge.

Bad: Your shower foam doubles as hand soap.
Worse: Your shower foam doubles as hand soap, shaving gel, shampoo, sink scrubber, all purpose cleaner. And lubricant. For the front gate, that is.

Bad: Breakfast consists of coffee and whatever you have left over from dinner.
Worse: Dinner consists of coffee and whatever you have left over from breakfast.

Bad: Your culinary repertoire spans all of boiling and nuking stuff in the microwave.
Worse: You pick up a new skill, and it's called burning.

Bad: You have more remote controls than utensils.
Worse: You keep your remote controls where the utensils should go, and cannot be arsed about which you use to stir the burnt water (see above).

Bad: When doing laundry, you literally believe white is the new black.
Worse: Even after believing that white is the new black, your gym socks turn pink.