Benazir Bhutto's 19 year old son has been named party leader in Pakistan.

If PPP goes on to win the election, this will effectively be...

In Pakistan, a death threat.
In Pakistan People's Party, a death warrant.
In USA, the start of being the muse for 10,000 stand-up comedians.
In France, a chance to divorce your wife and date a super model.
In Thailand, a prelude to yet another coup.
In Malaysia, impossible (he's not Malay).
In Singapore, equivalent to winning a lottery or ten (applicable to PAP only).