A farewell email from an ex-colleague:

Hi Team,

As many of you may probably know, today is my last day here. From next Monday, I’ll be slaving away somewhere else so before I actually step out of here, I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone for making my time here memorable:

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To Wenjie:
Thanks for all your help with my coding, the rebuilding of server builds, running my db scripts and the other stuff. I'll be missing the whining sessions we have on the bus trips to and from work. All the best with your new house and clearing your 0.5 million dollar debt.

Now every colleague and his father, mother and brother knows my secret, thereby thoroughly shredding my carefully cultivated strong and silent image to bits faster then a master chef can slice and dice an onion.

Owned, so owned.