6.45 am: Alarm rings
7.00 am: Wake up
7.25 am: Be at bus stop
7.30 am: Board 27
7.55 am: Alight
8.00 am: Board 86
8.15 am: Mentally curse at the jams
8.25 am: Verbally curse at the jams
8.45 am: Check email, sip red tea
10.30 am: Wake butt cheek that has fallen asleep
12.15 pm: Lunch
12.40 pm: Check latest news
3.20 pm: Wonder if the spasm from mouse hand is RSI, CTS or an embolism
4.30 pm: Wake butt cheek again
6.00 pm: Prepare to leave. Disturb HK colleagues by informing them of impending departure.
6.10 pm: Codes threaten to implode. Handle emergency.
6.20 pm: Get laughed at by HK colleagues
7.30 pm: Reach home as a puddle of goo
7.45 pm: If even day of week, reach gym as a puddle of goo
12.00 pm: Read
12.10 pm: Start snoring

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